Mark was standing by the closed sitting room door, talking with the cute young brunette Zoe. Guard duty, it had to be. Freddie texted his twin accordi...ngly, and opened a beer while Sean and June got going on having a good time too. His eye fell on Zoe.She was young, but tall, and substantial. Lean, big-boned, perhaps five-nine already and with shape. Confident. Cute was a bit of an understatement, on further examination: her face was quite striking. The two teens were standing close together,. A nice massage and backrub would surely make her feel better. He put his hands on her shoulders-"What do you think you're doing?" Huh?" Are you actually thinking I'm going to have sex with you? Tonight?" But I-" Shall I count the reasons?" Kathy turned over and sat up, her expression stony."One. Your mother called, giving me a big lecture about why did we have to live so far away, why couldn't we live downtown so she could have easy access in, blah blah blah. Why couldn't her son talk to her. It was the single most wonderful experience of my life.She hugged me to her tightly."Was that good, Howie?" Oh, Grandma, it felt wonderful. I must have, um, you know, uh, my, uh, sperm, I think. Was it okay to do?" Oh, Howie, it was lovely. I couldn't be happier. It was your semen, Howie, what you probably call 'cum.' It felt wonderful, so nice and warm, down deep inside me. Thank you, you've made me very happy," and she held me close.I lay there, so happy, so contented, in her arms, my dick. We can’t. Not unless we got married real quick. One of the guys in there is a minister, but…”“It’s okay, Marianne,” I said helplessly. “I don’t want to spoil anything.”“And I am offering something as an alternative,” she smiled. “Something not to be sneezed at.”“I will try not to sneeze at your arsehole,” I said. “But I would like to lick it.”“Okay,” she said happily. “That almost sounds like a proposal, the way you said it.”“Do you, Thomas, take this orifice to be your lawful treasured.