Dad had headed out early to go fishing, so my mother was in the kitchen by herself. She inquired about the evening with Jack and I told her we spent s...ome time talking about our future.“That Jack, he is such a thoughtful young man and seems so focused on the future!” she beamed. “I’m so glad you guys are together. Have you begun to talk about a date yet?”“No, Mom, you know we are planning to wait until we both graduate, so that’s at least another year and a half. Jack doesn’t want to get married. My friends and their dates and or wives along with I and my wife are having a great time drinking, exchanging gifts and kissing in a friendly way under the mistletoe.Having wives of their own did create issues for the husbands who were screwing my wife because unlike the single men in our little group the married men were not going to be able to spend the night with my wife tonight for the purposes of gang banging her into tomorrow, as they had each December for the past three years. These gang. Luckily, they had an elastic belt that went with them, and I thought I might be able to cinch it tight enough to where they might stay on. I stepped into them, feeling a little nasty about going out in public without underwear, and found that they would stay on if I pulled the belt as tight as it would go. I looked in the mirror to see a topless beauty wearing VERY baggy shorts! The next problem I had to tackle was my breasts. The Aztec magician who had created these earrings must have had a. When I walked in the door he pointed at the shutter control buttons from behind the bar. I pressed the red one, with the downward arrow. There was nobody else in the cafe, but it smelled great.“Well well well, there he is again! The newspapers are still the same, you know. I only get them twice a week, when the flight from Brussels comes in.”“But did you run out of coffee?” I asked, settling in next to the window. I’ve never been a regular anywhere, really. It’s quite nice! I felt like Norm.