An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on ta...lking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.The president. She turned on her computer to read the office e-mails. She was just starting to read her first e-mail when she heard light tapping at her door. She looked up to see David the young man who had been so kind to show her around."H-hi," Callie said stammering as the young man caught her by surprise.He smiled sweetly at her. "Well good morning Ms. Adams. Listen I just came by to let you know that you and I are going to be working on the next program that has to be set up for a an English lab."Callie. And she said u are so young and flirt me don’t u feel ashamed.I replied back saying whats the fun in just looking from ur eyes, when i can express..She said she loved my boldness.Slowly she said about her life she said she had worst man in life who was impotent and he used to watch porn and fuck her and she was pissed and i was feeling sorry for her and we exchanged numbers that time as she was asking for my number. She was so happy and she was calling me every day…One fine day we had met. Dezember und noch dunkel, da es ein Samstag war lag ich noch in meinem Bett und schlief als es an der Tür klingelte. Mum und Marianne waren schon unterwegs und ich wollte eigentlich gar nicht aufstehen, doch es klingelte immer wieder bis ich mich doch dazu entschloss zu Tür zu gehen. Als ich verschlafen und nur mit T-Shirt und Boxershorts bekleidet öffne, stehen zwei Polizisten vor mir.Sie fragten mich, ob ich Jan Steiner bin, worauf ich nervös antworte: "Ja, hab ich denn was verbrochen?" Mit.