She’s a good kisser.Yeah, I know that I said it wouldn’t happen. Sometimes these things just happen. Well she wanted it too. It’s not like you o...wn her. She’s her own person, she can make her own choices.Or acquiesce to my choices.It’s totally valid that you’re angry. I don’t know what’s going to happen as a result of this. I’d like to stay friends but I totally understand if you don’t want to be friends.I bet you’d feel too guilty to cut me out of your life though, wouldn’t you?Yeah, this. It's not as bad as the 544 Volvo."The 544 was a ball of sliced and diced metal by the time they got it out of the canal. Dal did mention that. Actually, what he said, "It couldn't be as bad as the 544, there wasn't 3 inches of straight metal on it."He did have a point. The picturesque barge that the car hit wasn't the only barge ... the rest were heavily loaded scrap carriers."I already bought a spare ... for the parts," I said."That bad?" I'm having Thorolf load it in the lorry. He'll be. He notices and tells us "Ok Mark you boys have two options, 1.I tell our parents and your friends parents or 2. I put my dick in your friend's little ass." Mark then tells me worried "Derek if our parents find out we'll be in alot of trouble. Then they won't let us see each other anymore, just let him put it in your butt. He's done it to me a few times before it doesnt hurt that much after a while."I look at Jacob and say "Okay I guess I'll do the second option, but you promise it wont hurt. As she directed us through the back of the store to the door shesaid "Thanks for coming in tonight. It was a pleasure to assistyou and quite honestly it made my day."She opened the door and we stepped out into a near empty parkinglot. We exchanged 'good nights' as she closed the door. I embracedmy wife and planted a big kiss on her mouth."You don't know how much I love you." Oh, I think I do" she said with a big smile. She paused a secondand then said "I have a small confession to make." You.