.." Kalvin said in a soft melodic voice as he caughthis breath and stood back up."Sorry," Jessie said, typing away. "I probably should have warned yo...u.I've made numerous improvements and they tend to add up. So... How doyou feel?" he asked looking up at his friend."I... I feel..." Kalvin looked down at his changed body as he felt itwith his hands. "I feel fantastic," he said.Kalvin's body now appeared to be a beautiful blonde girl again. Kalvinlooked at his reflection in the mirror, and. And tell me why on Christmas, that holiest of your days, do you don your gay apparel? Why not wear something butch like a pair of levis and a Harley Davidson jacket? Haven?t you ever wondered why scientists decided to call your species Homo sapiens if humans were not naturally supposed to be gay? Wouldn?t you call them Hetero sapiens instead? Here?s a bit of trivia for you. Do you know that in nature nine percent of all sheep are gay! That?s why lesbian sheep can?t wait to be sheared. Love that. ...and wait. Nothing. I hear just the tiniest clinkingof ice. Finally, I hear, "remove your blindfold my kliene fee." Iremove my blindfold. Ismeralda is sitting on the couch, casuallysipping from the last glass of ice water."What?", she says with a huge grin. "I was thirsty. What's the bigdeal?" I....I just smile. She got me good. I just giggle."Thirsty?" She holds up the ice water, shaking it, so you hear theklinking the ice cubes.This is a trap. 'Yes', means it gets thrown in my. ..yes" He replied."oh" Aria thought he wasn't a virgin."What about you?" He asked curiously."Yes, im a virgin" She replied, suddenly embarrased."Huh, would've thought that mongrel, Sam had tried something by now.." Emyd said dryly."Emyd!" She yelled, and hit his arm."Well, he sleeps with any girl he can get his hands on?" Emyd rose up in his defence." Yes, well i found THAT out just yesterday, he was sleeping with that Sandy chick" Aria choked."Oh, im so sorry Ari" Emyd said, his eyes turning.