* * * *We met about six months ago. I was in a nightclub, blowing off some steam by drinking and dancing the night away. As I was a pretty young woman... in such circumstances, a number of men were eager to get to know me better. I hadn't gone out that night with the intention of meeting anyone, but as the night went on and the alcohol started to go to my head, I was getting kind of horny and began to reassess. I was considering the candidates for a potential one-night stand as we danced out on. Suddenly, in the middle of our kiss, with Lucy’s hand travelling towards my crotch and my hands on her ass we hear her mother calling for her.“Honey! We are out of eggs. Do you mind going to the store and buy some for us? I really can’t leave the kitchen right now, the cake is almost done.” I hear my girlfriend’s mother Joane calling her.“Sure mom!” Lucy answers back stopping our kisses and, sadly, her hand. “I’m sorry, it won’t take more than ten minutes, I promise.”“That’s okay. It’s just. Another reason for the length of time was that I kept getting distracted by other bits of her body. I learned later that Granny had warned Jean that I would probably have her backside fairly soon because she was asking me not to do it to her as often anymore and she knew I'd got a taste for it now and I'd already said I couldn't contemplate trying Pat in that way.Date: June 1978Granny and I did have sex almost every day, until she passed away at the far too early age of 73, after a heart attack. She looked around. "Can we go in the backyard?" Sure," I shrugged.She arranged the lawn chair to face the yard and pointed at it. I sat in it as she went out onto the grass."Electron! Neutron! Protons! Yeah, Atoms!" she began.She went off into other silly science cheers. She next spelled out my name and cheered me to "Go!"I just wasn't in the mood for this."So who woke up on the grumpy side of the electron field today?" she asked."It's a bed. I sleep in a bed." In a bed of grumpy molecules.".