The people were nice but were always in a hurry to go to work. I didnt hugely want to chat as I could go home as soon as I finished my round.One coupl...e though were really nice and friendly. Michael and Barbara were mid 50s, she was around 5' 2", slightly chubby but not overweight, she had brown hair and was shoulder length. She dressed nicely in a sort of housewife , conservative way.Michael was my height, 6' 2"...to me he seemed a little boring and he was an accountant.He had a nice car, it. When I'm shoppingfor Christmas, I see the guys from the suburbs descend on the lingeriedepartment. They always pick out something in satin and lace --something they wished they could wear themselves -- and pretend theirwives really want to dress like a French whore. It's the guys who wantto dress like tarts. You're just being more honest than most of them byadmitting to being a pantywaist. Don't raise your eyebrows at me! Youknow I'm right."I had no idea whether she was right because I'd never. , and how America is falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said:NEED HELP?CALL JESUS1-800-005-3787Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.This is a contribution from DennisA priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.After a while of talking about their day the priest asked the rabbi, "Are you still prohibited from eating pork?"The Rabbi replied "yes, we have strict dietary restrictions."The Priest thought for a minute and then. Then our neighbor came into the room. He had sold us out. I wasn't sure why until Joan mentioned that he had seen my performance at the nightclub weeks ago, and had wanted to have me ever since. He sold us out so he could have his way with me and Joan had given me to him for a weekend. If I had had any clue of this, I might have offered myself to him to prevent Joan from getting us. I think that Jon would have gotten over it if I had, since it would have saved us from this.I had been crying and.