It’s called a wedding cake!????Things turned really ugly at my house last night. The wife removed her makeup!????My wife shouted at me this morning ...for not opening the car door for her. I would have, but I was too busy swimming to the surface!✧ ✧ ✧I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. “I wish to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled. Again my mother mumbled something to my Uncle.Uncle removed his under pant. Then Uncle sat down on the bed holding his cock in one hand and my mom was still standing busy tying her hair. My Uncle then pulled his legs closer to each other and asked my mother” tum ,taiyyar hoon naa,jaldi baithoo iskay (lund)upar.my mother smiled on listening to it and teased my Uncle by saying “ tumharay siwa mujhhay yahan chodnay wala koieen doosra naheen hain,dheeraj rakho.aaj bahot mast hookar chudwaanooogi”.. Are pagal kya behan dost nahi ho sakti wo chup ho gayi chal aaj se hum pakke dost hain chal haath mila.. Hamne haath milaya maine use kheench kar apne sene se laga liya aur uske gaal par jor se kiss kar liya… Hai .. Bhiya… Aap .. Bade gande ho…koi aise karta hai apni behan se.. Maine hanste hui kaha frnd se to kar sakta hai.. Tu to meri dost bhi hai.. Chalo jyada batoan main uljhao.. Aur chalo khana khane chalo.. Hamne khana khaya aur sone chale gaye garmion ke din the isliye sab upar chat par. She imagined that these were Clays large fingers working on her. Moaning and sighing. A few beads of perspiration forming on her top lip. With her other hand Severine unbuttoned her blouse so that her naked breasts were freed. These were now so swollen with desire that she could see the dark blue veins lying just beneath the flesh. She squeezed and pulled and twisted each nipple until it stood out thick and hard. With her other hand Severine unbuttoned her blouse so that her naked breasts were.