"Which one are you going to attend?" I asked."I'm not sure yet," she said evasively."I know you are not sure yet," I said. "But I know very well that ...there is a rule that you are going to apply in order to help you choose which college to attend. Now tell me what that rule is?"I felt Rachel tense when she realized that I knew her secret. Really, though, the girl did not give me enough credit. She was so much like me, but I had a lot more experience. Eventually she said, "The one that Jeff goes. "His maverick mind betrayed him. He couldn't help but find humor in the situation. "What if I take one who is older than you? Will you still be her mother?" You'd better not!" she exclaimed, hitting him on the shoulder. "If she's much older than me, she's probably beyond having children, and your excuse for taking her is nonexistent. If she's close to my age, she'll want to run things, and I don't think you'll want to live with the resulting chaos! Better you should find young women who are. Maybe, Missy Lillian. But ya need to learn some discipline." Please, please, Unka Robert. Discipline me! Will you chew on my little butt? Give my poo hole a good licking? Give my cunny a wonderful tongue-lashing?" None of those mundane things, child. This calls for thuh maximum discipline -- thuh Rod..." Oooh Nooo! Please, please, please, not the Rod!" ... of Chastisement!" No! Please no! Not the Rod of Chastisement! Anything but that!" The 'anything' is ... ya go to bed tonight all frustrated. A little bit disorienting, but only a little. Years of watching special effects on TV might have acclimatized me to movements like that. There was no lock on the inside, just a push-down-then-pull door handle.#2: Pause, then, #2: #1: #2: #6: We ALL saw it - just to the right of the doorway into our room there were three nails sticking out of the wall. Dangling from one of the nails was a ring of keys! With a pistol on one of the others and their belts and knife sheaths on the floor below the.