' When I checked my watch I was amazed that it was only an hour and a half since we left the pub. We took a taxi over to the Digbeth side of town and ...went into a little pub just getting busy with Friday early finishers. While Gary went to the bar I found the ladies for a bit of repair work. My dress being the sort of material that recovers well, looked ok., as did my stockings, but I needed a bit of a clean up in the active areas shall we say. A few wet wipes later, a comb through the hair, and. I was shocked to here that as mai abhi bhi use sirf friend hi samjhta tha phir usne kaha k lets go and sleep as it is very late.to hum jaa kar sone ki taiyar kar rahe the tab maine apna pillow pass k couch par rakh diya toh usne kaha k she wont mind me sleeping with her on her bed toh maine apna pillow bed par rakh diya aur humne lights off kar di suddenly at mid night i felt something on my body and when i saw it was shruthi’s legs playing with mine i switched on the night lamp and asked her. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she. ..that?"Turning towards the window the two of you behold the mailman scribbling a message backwards a crossed the once pristine glass of your window pane reading "you've been chosen". Great what kind of nut is this? Screaming in outrage you hurl yourself out of bed and throw open the window, unfortunately for him causing the mailman to lose his balance and fall into the shrubbery below. Realizing the man was alright didn't temper your outrage however as you yell at the poor smuck as he slowly.
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