‘Jen’s going it a bit strong tonight Paul. Look, you’ve always got on well with her. You couldn’t have a word, could you, before she makes a t...otal prat of herself?’ My immediate thought was, why me? I wasn’t exactly sober myself by that time, she was surrounded by fellow managers, and I wondered what planet this guy had been on if he thought Jenny and I were getting on well. But despite everything I knew I couldn’t sit by and watch her humiliate herself. So I insinuated myself into her group,. So enjoy the story my friends. As I walked home from school I thought of what might happen tonight at my party. It was my 18th birthday and Mom had letting me have a dance party down in the basement. I had invited just three couple’s and my girlfriend Smitha over so we would have plenty of room to ourselves. Mom said that she would chaperone us but I knew how that would go. Let me give you a little back ground on this scene first.Mom, my little sister Nisha and I have been on our own since the. Hethen quickly unzipped his baggy pants, reached inside, pulled it out,relieved himself, shook it gently, pushed it back inside again, andrezipped his pants.And, having finished relieving himself, Elnar soon returned towondering what the hell was going on. It was something he thoughtabout all the way home - except for those times his thoughts wereinterrupted as he walked out of his too small shoes, or tripped overhis too long pant legs.***** As Elnar finally returned home, he was very glad to. I’d even gone so far as to outline the entire story using the twelve stages of ‘the hero’s journey’. Now I was about to hit send and enter it in a contest as a ‘romance.’ Cassie leaned over my shoulder to read the synopsis.“Incest doesn’t seem like a big thing?” she exclaimed when she read the last line. “Are you crazy? If I read that in the synopsis, I wouldn’t read any further. I don’t care if they did go back in time and become their own ancestors.”“But Redtail did better in the Clitorides.