You don't need to know. Let's preserve a bit of anonymity. On the internet, where we can be anonymous. Yay.My name is Tess U. and I don't have a boyfr...iend. Well, I have boyfriends, but they're all gay. Good to talk to, but no use when I get wet between the legs. Which happens often. My fingers won't cut it. Fortunately, I'm also the owner of the world's only miniature portal gun. You know, the one from the famous game. That V company thought their tech would make great love toys and licensed. Finally, Jon looked at Mike and said, "I thought I had seen the hottest thing in the world when we were all fucking. I was wrong."Mike finally tore his eyes off the scene in front of him to look at Jon. "When we were going for pizza, I asked you how far this was going to go tonight. I don't think either of us thought it would go this far. Holy fuckin' shit!"The girls had started out licking each other clean, but soon were lost in the throes of passion. Although both tired and a little sore,. .. or perhaps he really was a policeman.There was no outright sex on the dance floor, but I could hear the sounds of passion coming from the shadows. At one point a very inebriated waif in a toga that revealed more than it hid wobbled up to me and said, “I’ve always wondered what it would be like to give death a blow job.”Normally I wouldn’t have turned her down, but tonight I had to remain vigilant and watchful for any young lady trying to go upstairs. I raised my voice as high as I possibly. Unfortunately for me, that meant that while I tried to get to bed early and sleep, I was forced to put up with them giggling and talking late into the night, before they eventually fell asleep.My eyes opened slowly with my mind registering the sounds of our stairs creaking. I glanced at the clock, noting that it was just 3:45 am more than an hour before I would have awaken normally. I could see my sister Ashley's outline on her bed but the pallet made up for her friend Michelle was empty. I.