K. Here’s an elastic band, just before he gets you into bed, go to the toilet and stick this up your you know where and when it twangs and he asks y...ou what that was, you say it’s alright darling that’s just my virginity going.”So the wedding goes ahead and on the wedding bed ‘twang’ “What was that”, the new husband asked.“That was just my virginity, darling.”And the new husband was happy.Some time later the second daughter was due to be married, went to her mother and said “Mom, I’m getting. Mistress… a high-priced whore… but, he was doing right by them, if that was the case. She, herself, had found ten impossibly wonderful dresses on a chair outside her bedroom door this morning. Wasn’t any woman working in a man’s house prostituting herself? Maybe, not in the obvious way, but just the same… what would you call replacing the wife’s duties? In that, she knew she had also fallen into thinking that of herself. With the extra income now that she was officially working and the. Boy you must have really had to go. He laughed and handed me a beer. A few minutes later the girls came out. Lois said she had to get home. Her husband Tom was due home from work tonight. Thanks for inviting me over. Really looking forward to this trip to the beach. Ill see you all at the wedding Saturday. Cathy and Cindy were all smiles and acting like the cat that swallowed the canary. We better get going too Steve. Its getting late and we both have work tomorrow. Cindy do you need help with. The fragrance of the lady's perfume helped to cancel the aroma of sweat and stale cigarettes from the crowd. When the band started playing he finally relaxed against the padded wall behind their seats. He bought a fresh beer, and a drink for the lady. He noted that she wore no ring, not that it mattered, he almost laughed when she tried striking up conversation. No he thought, he wasn't ready for that. Someone nearby was bold, the strong smell of marijuana encapsulated the area and the people.