"As Luna finished tidying up the kitchen Dudley took Petunia up to her bedroom and read her a story before putting out the lights and leaving her to f...all asleep. On returning to the living room he found Luna had brought through two cups of coffee and was sitting in one of the big chairs by the fire sipping hers. He picked up his cup and looked over at her."Are you ready to tell me why you are here" he asked her."Yes," she replied, "but as it is now clear that you know about the magical world,. .. Is she a... Bimbo or Billionaire!” the announcer’s voice came across the PA system and the audience roared in response.The announcer was a handsome man in a blue suit named Jack. The stage, recently redone, sported the sorts of chrome fixtures, LED lights and shadowed arenas that one might expect of a modern gameshow like "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" or its more direct inspiration, Deal or No Deal. On elevated platforms, 24 cases stood on platforms, each emblazoned with a number."Welcome. ” “How ‘bout if I called you my favorite cocksucker?” “Aww, you know I’ve never done that. I don’t think I could do that…” “Okay, baby, put that thought on hold. But let me say that if it ever works out that you do that, I think you’d be the best cocksucker ever. I know what you do when you eat me, so I think you’d be the best fucking cocksucker in the whole wide world!” “Oh, you’re the hottest cunt I know -- nothing like living with a lovely fucking whore!” Mary grinned, “You say the nicest. I don't know you and you don't know me. That makes us strangers and I'm sorry if you feel I'm being rude in not accepting your fine offer, but I think I need to walk." Well fuck you, bitch!"Denis blinked and watched as the man drove off. For the first time in his life, he felt the man's stinging words hit a point in Denis's brain that started tears welling up in his eyes. The sniffles followed as his eyes ran with tears and he found himself running as far as he was able in the shoes he was.
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