“Royalty aren’t exactly known for being super intelligent! He’s more like the ‘Clown Prince’! The best thing that could happen for England w...ould be for Elizabeth to live long enough that one of Charles’ kids could take the throne instead of him. That way he can go play polo and fall off his horses. Bloom County has made fun of him in that regard. I wish Berke Breathed was still drawing the strip! It would be epic, I’m sure!”“Are we going to the movies tonight?” Jessica asked.“And tomorrow,” I. Monique was a goddess. She practically lived in the gym, constantly working out. She was in fantastic shape, which was more than I could say for myself. I'm not a bad looking guy, but once you hit 30 you kinda get buried in your work and neglect the need for physical exercise, hence the beer gut. Monique on the other hand was perfect in every way. Her hair was platinum blond, her eyes were blue and her bleached teeth were so goddamn pearly white. She looked like a goddamn porn star.I was overly. Uncle used to work for a garment manufacturing company and her daughter used to go to school. Aunt was generally alone at home. I am a freelancer and work from home most of the time i am also at home. Now my mission was to to hump aunty at any cost.One fine day i just went to her house to inquire about the gas vendor. She called me in and she brought tea and we generally started talking about families, my hometown (i am not from Bangalore) studies and all other general topics but my eyes were. He was so beautiful, so innocent and peaceful. He had no concept of pain, hatred or misery and she would do everything in her power to make sure that he never did. She heard the door open and looked up to see Jake walk into the room. ‘If you’re here to fight then you can get out.’ she whispered. ‘I’m not here to fight, I’m done fighting with you.’ he said as he limped over to the chair beside her bed. ‘Liar.’ she said, although she wished it was true. ‘I’m serious.’ ‘And you’re also ill-.