When he called Mary she didn't hesitate and said 'yes' to Tim's suggestion of going to the movies together.The TheaterWhen Friday finally arrived Tim ...was waiting on his front porch, freshly showered and in clean clothes. Mary and her mom, his Aunt Selma were to pick him up at seven so they would get dropped off at the theater by seven fifteen. Tim's mom was going to pick them up when the movie was over. Both sets of parents thought it was great that Tim and Mary were spending time together, not. Her laughter and smile started to fade as several alarms started to go off. Then, to her horror, multiple portals opened in front of the fleet. Rabid panic started to run through the fleet, then the screams started.A few of the front ships were able to raise shields, though most of those in front weren’t that lucky. Over ninety percent of the front line started to explode as the missiles decimated them. The second line lost forty percent, those past that were able to raise shields.Esmeralda. " Did she?"She took her time slipping into the gown and tying it behind her back."There. What should I do now?"I stood up and walked over to her and said, "I think I should kiss you."I put my arms around her small waist as she put her arms around my neck and we kissed…tenderly at first, then more passionately as our tongues danced together.“You’re a good kisser, Doctor Bill. I somehow knew you would be.”“Thanks. You are, too.”I pushed her slowly back against the exam table and she lay down, her. Move those wide, hairy feet along, middle earth man, she thought while continuing to humour herself with insults before swivelling away from her diminutive suitor on the bar stool that held his attention.They’d tried many times before. Pick up lines a plenty. She’d thought she’d heard them all. But this? His claim was outlandish; something only derived from the minds of the pathetically deluded and lonely, basement-dwelling virgins. Clearly, LOTR or Dungeons and Dragons overconfidence gone.