She carefully peeks through the window but the single figure in front of her front door is obscured by the large rose bush she loves so much. Sighing,... she decides to risk it. After all, it might be something important. Hesitating only a moment Faith unlocks her front door and turns on the light outside, illuminating the most handsome man Faith has ever laid eyes on. He has long black hair which he adjusts from his face leisurely, deep, sparkling brown eyes, and a tall, lean body. She realizes. “I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a. My ex-husband and I were in a group like this one, years ago. It's really fun!" Over the next year or so we had Chinese, German, Italian, Thai, Indian and even good old American.After a while that got kind of old, though. Then we took up games. Canasta, Poker, Bridge and Gin Rummy all trotted by. One night we all got pretty trashed and played strip poker. I guess that was really what started things in the direction we finally took, though there was no overt sex that night. From conversations. It was an 80 mile trip to Houston from Huntsville and would take them about an hour and a half, if traffic wasn't too bad.The plan was that the pair would head south on Sam Houston Ave and take it two and a half miles until they got to Route 19 south. Then merge onto Route 19 and drive one and a half miles until they reach the I-45 which would take them the rest of the way to Houston. The Sam Houston Avenue leg was a little busy, but James expected that since it was going through the middle of.