Did I mention I invented the portal gun? Surely you have heard of it. It can fire blue and orange portals onto certain surfaces. The blue and the oran...ge portals connect and what goes inside one portal comes out of the other.So what I did was open up my anus with a speculum. Seeing it through a camera on my tablet it must have been 4 inches deep into my ass before the tunnel became too tight. That's where I fired the orange portal. The blue portal I fired onto the inner wall of my chastity belt.. All of the boxes were blank seemingly so as not to arouse suspision but as he was booting up the dvd player he told them that he had found a dildo in the box with them. Laughing they all talking about Sean holding a dildo that his mom had used, deciding amongst themselves that she never washes it and it was actually for her ass."Ha ha ha very funny" Sean said as he clicked play on the remote. The first CD was some standard porn. Poor acting, some dude with a huge cock drilling some blonde chick. The little coyote knew he was probably going to use this trip as an excuse to try something.Next to him in the driver's seat was a weasel named Brian Coltrain. He shot a glance at Alan and sighed. Brian had worked with Alan on a few different jobs and hated it. The guy was a brute and slave driver. A week on the road with him was going to be a nightmare."I-I was listening Alan. We have four stops in Grifton and we'll be spending the whole week there." Right. After we drop our stuff off at the. ”“You’ll waste more of my time.” The wind wracked my building. “What is this? Still more snow? So, you were holding ba--”The wind blew itself out with a last roaring gale. I was startled into wakefulness.“Gene?” Sam whispered. “Is the storm over?”I shushed her, but couldn’t get out of bed without upsetting Alex and Max before me. “I don’t hear the wind anymore.”“Is it still night?” She yawned. The windows were still dark.“It’s still night.” I rolled my head back but I couldn’t see her sleepy.