We have dinner in a restaurant in town, and stop off at an ice cream parlour on the way home to help cool us down. When we get home, both of us are pr...etty tired, and we agree that we should probably go to bed. We head to the bedroom and start to unpack our cases and put things in drawers. I pull out 2 sexy little night-dresses, standing in front of a full length mirror holding each of them up, trying to decide which one you would like better. You walk up behind me, sensing my uncertainty, and. I was about to unzip so she could really get a handle on it when we were approached by a group of the little kids playing there. They all knew her as she babysat for the lot of them. We were forced to stop when they approached less one of them report to her parents that they saw Tara kissing a guy on a motorcycle. The concerned parents, in turn, might call her dad. I soon became a regular at her house and Cletus even attempted to make friends with me by inviting me out for a beer one afternoon.. Look, I was unconscious for over a week after that day, so I have to be given a little leeway as far as my memory of the events is concerned.That weekend I had planned to join my brother Brian for a couple of days sailing and fishing off the south coast on his little yacht. I'd set off directly from work right after knock-off time to drive down there.I suppose I was probably three-quarters of the way through my journey when Brian called me on my mobile phone to inform me that he'd eaten. "Touch one of my companions, and you'll spend time re-growing the hand I remove!" said Hannah sweetly as she stepped between them. "And they may never find your gonads."She added for effect, "And these aren't guns, these are rifles. Where the hell did you do your boot camp?!" Then she recited a variation of every drill sergeant's mantra. "'This is your rifle; this is your gun. This is for fighting; this is for fun.' Maybe you should just go read Battle Cry."Matthews stood at our rear watching.