“That’s disgusting!” he said. “It tastes like piss!”“It is,” replied the old drunk. “Now tell me how old I am.A man walked into a bar ...and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”The bartender poured him a beer.A couple of minutes later, the man said again: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”The bartender poured him another beer.A few minutes later, the man said for a third time: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”Thoroughly confused, the bartender. I took one step and of course the floor creaked. I froze like a deer in headlights and looked up at them. They both turned and were looking at me. Not knowing what to do next, I just ran away, back downstairs and into the basement. I was relieved to see that all the other girls were asleep. I laid down to go to sleep but I couldn't get the image out of my head and before I knew it, I was touching myself again. I couldn't keep doing it with my friends sleeping around me so I snuck into the. "A moment later, she was back and holding up a beautiful pale blue negligée with its matching silk robe. The robe was a long expanse of sheer elegance that wasn't designed to close in the front, but rather to be worn to set off the short negligée."Oh, the outfit is beautiful. Thank you so much," Eileen gushed as she reached for the hanger to bring the negligée and robe nearer.Jill and Kathy passed a look before Kathy asked, "We have matching outfits, but if you don't want us to..."Eileen turned. Joi glances at the gap between the girl’s inner thighs. Joi looks over the top edge of her glasses. “The game is service. And that means?” Ashley hesitates. “On my knees?” “ Is that an answer or a question?” Ashley stands up straighter. “On my knees.” “ That’s better,” Joi encourages. “Always on a lower level. Now if the game calls for romance or seduction, equal footing would be fine. The game of service has very specific rules. And never, ever, ever pink undergarments – unless told to.
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