..I could walk next to Hollywood actresses and yet feel amazing. I had no clue one dress could change my body shape so much. My breasts are comfortabl...y are fitting in the cups of the dress, my bra had to be removed. My waist line is well defined and my legs look amazing. As I look at my legs, my gaze drops on my shoes...flats really dont go with this dress. But I cheer myself up by thinking that in this dress, no one will be looking down on my feet. I really feel like a million dollars. I tell. Then soon after the police notification, when the overextended LAPD were also busy securing the street murder scene, the Aztexs would stage an assault on a drug warehouse that would have a dozen Black Kings on hand because there were large incoming and outgoing drug shipments in inventory. The guards would probably be playing cards or shooting hoops when the Aztexs hit them. (The Black Kings always put in a basketball hoop at their secret locations.) The plan was to use automatic weapons. "I found myself watching his bum as he walked into the men's changingrooms."Pull yourself together Dean," I told myself. "You are Dean. And you areonly doing this to not let people down. You are not going to enjoy itand you are definitely not going to get turned on by that fantastic bodyof his." Damn it.Steven came back into the dance hall and pulled me into a startingposition."Viennese waltz first?" he asked. I just nodded nervously. I didn't knowwhat I was going to do. I didn't know the steps. Was an exercise in cruelty. The irregular spellings, the counter-intuitive cases, homonyms and prepositions--Gaah. Still, with the aid of a New Secretary’s Guide a lot of the arbitrary definitions were defined and no longer caused problems. Slang and regional usage threw him off the deep end for the longest time.It’s said that the true Turing test is understanding humor. I believe that it’s making sense of and using idiomatic street English with a Bronx accent.It took just over two years to.