A.C. D.O.U.G.L.E.S.S" fool: "Its pronounced MacDougless"joker: "Ok now pronouce M.A.C. D.O.U.B.L.E."fool: "Ok MacDouble"joker: "Last one now pr...onouce M.A.C. H.I.N.E "fool: "Ok MacHine" (sounds like mac hind)joker: Points at old house phone and says "Now what is that?"fool: "An answering machine"joker: "Ok now spell machine"fool: "Ok? M.A.C.H.I.N.E. "joker: "Yup you just spelled MAC HINE."Ok this joke i heard from Howard Stern.2.Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde. She sat on the very edge of it with her back straight and her legs closed. She met the gaze of every one of us and started moving her upper body to the music. She lifted her hands up above her head and brought them back down to caress her neck. Her hands searched for her breasts and she spent some time massaging them. By squeezing her armpits, she accentuated her cleavage and took her nipples in-between her thumbs and index fingers. Her right hand moved down her stomach while her left hand. Marlene and Louise were shown their room and given a similar robe. The two couples met a few minutes later in the lush and private garden. Tushi and Dao were already sitting down on lawn chairs totally naked and sipping tea. There was a fountain a few yards away and large enough for a few people to bathe in. The two younger women took their robes off and joined the two naked Asian ladies. Everyone was sipping tea, chatting and admiring each other’s figure.“Louise….I am told you like it”, said. Once again I could feel my pants becoming a little more confining. I wasn’t sure how long I was going to survive in this relationship; but dam, if I had to die of something, I couldn’t think of a better way to go than in the arms of a beautiful sexy woman.“After we clean up here, why don’t we run over to your place and get your things. We can try living together for a while and if you find that you’re not happy you can always move back again. I know I can be rather overbearing and opinionated.