Mostly that had started happening after the divorce, along with the occasional grey hair.Her ex had been a philandering bastard, but of course it was ...all Karen's fault. She had not been interested in him, he said, she had never wanted sex, he said. Karen couldn't exactly argue with him on that point: she did try to enjoy it when he was lying on top of her, grunting and ramming his _thing _into her. But she always felt like Sally Albright sitting in Katz's Delicatessen when she made the noises. ” With that said, I returned to the kitchen, filled two shot glasses with Grey Goose vodka, fired up a Phillies Blunt, cut on the TV, and turned to ESPN. Twenty passed by before she reentered the room. I did a double-take and climbed to my feet. “I gotta admit, the bitch was hot. She wore a strawberry blonde wig I left on the rack. The white fishnet babydoll outfit which resembled a nurse’s uniform, was just the right size as I figured. The 3.5” white and red exceptionally soft nappa quilted. It was just too dammed hot and we all were too thirsty to do much of anything.So it was just me and the alpha female looking after the place. Mostly, we just sat on the porch, fanning ourselves and staying out of the sun. I remember seeing a huge dust cloud travelling down the road. Loud rock music seemed to be coming from the middle of the dust ball and an engine was screaming. Well it turned out to be the older female child. She had gone to college or something, which took her away. She and I. Er...we..were just.." I stammered to a stop. "Kids or men, what's the difference Dave?" "uh...what do you do with a guy Jim?" "It depends on the guy Dave. Some just want to give you a blow job, swallow your jizz and be on their way." Some like to feel your body, kiss if you'll let them, some eat out your ass and some love to be fucked in the ass. You would not believe how tight and hot a man's ass is, Dave. Better that any pussy I've ever been in for sure." "Damn...that's just too weird.