No wedding rings, and it struck me odd that they were both having a beer with lunch this early on a Monday. They clearly noticed me as I smiled, seein...g their eyes do the typical unconscious scan of my body. I was wearing a red and beige print, long sleeve wrap-around dress that tied at the hip and came to just above the knee, nude sheer-to-waist hose, and a pair of beige, sling-back, high heels. I could feel, and see, their eyes move from my breasts, down my hips, to the hem of my dress, and. "It's Shakespeare," one boy said loudly. Several people groaned."It's a love story and a comedy," the teacher said, smiling and getting the projector ready. How many times have you done this, asked something inside him. He let them read for ten minutes and then told them to stop and killed the lights. "There are two or three movies of 'The Taming of the Shrew' and a musical called 'Kiss Me Kate.' Anybody seen one?"No response."OK, here's a piece of one with Liz Taylor and Richard Burton from. With all the attention we were getting, we felt like Grand Marshals in a parade. We were waving to the right and waving at the blokes to the left and we weren’t paying attention at what was in front of us. We got back to reality when someone in a loud voice said, “Kelli!”We looked up and Kelli said, “Oh my God, it’s my brother! I’m standing naked in front of my brother. Oh shit, he’s with his mates (Friends).” Kelli’s brother and his mates were nude and apparently Kelli and her 18 year old. It was probably just that monthly thing again. She seemed like she was really irritable a week before and a week after. PMSing her mom called it. Her grandmother called it something else, and she was sure there had been a name for it since the first woman was made. Had Eve had PMS in the Garden of Eden? Maybe that was why she ate the apple. Adam had said something to set her off, and she just said, ‘fine, see how you like this.’ And wham, all the troubles of the world began. The warm water.