. you picked the chair!”She was too busy laughing to pass me the next set, so I took it from the pile myself—only after sending a most disapprovin...g look her way, though.I breathed a sigh of relief, noticing small faces peeking through holes cut out of a big wooden board. The positive feeling quickly passed as I realized I didn’t recognize Heather right away. Or rather, they all kind of looked like Heather. Heavy stage makeup made the three girls look similar. The picture was taken from far away. “What kind of deal.”“it’s a simple one: They never have anything to do with you or the children again, and in return I don’t exterminate everyone wearing purple for 100 mile radius.”She already looked sick and off balance but I decided put the rest of the cards on the table. I had to let her think she had options, otherwise she’d play along for time. “I need to make some things clear. I don’t own you, and I don’t want to. If you decide to run by yourself, I won’t come after you. I’ll even leave. Nodding my head in agreement, a gently moved a loose strand of hair from her face, "Have I ever toldyou how pretty you are?" Yes, everyday, but I told you I'm not interested in a bf/gf relationship," she said releasing herself from the hug."So what, would a friends-with-benifets relationship work?" I asked jokingly. Anah softly punched my arm, "Jesse we're in a church." She then kissed me on the cheek, and whispered in my ear, "So you finally figured it out." She then grabbed my hand, "come. Theek Hai?” I offered her a solution, or nearly thrust her with that one. I knew she was going to take it. “Theek hai. Thodisi try kartee hun. Came her words. As I was blending the drinks, the devil struck me. What if this is the opportunity to make my fantasy about her come true? I thought. May be I would get lucky and have sex with my mother-in-law.I knew she would get drunk in one or two drinks. If not I would venture her out for some tequila shots and then make her hot. That was a sure fire.
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