Outside I found Jackie wrapped in a towel and holding a fresh change of clothes."Jackie, are you sure you want to do this..." I tried to ask as she sl...ipped past me, dropped her towel and headed towards the bathroom with a significant sway to her hips.She paused in the doorway to the bathroom and looked over her shoulder at me."Aren't you going to join me?"I quickly stripped off my sweaty running clothes and headed into the bathroom. Once there I was nearly struck dumb by the sight of Jackie. " Sandy tried to think of something clever, but failed miserably."I'll ask you again after about three beers, Sam. And Nathan, you're officially no fun." Kelly pulled the sheets over herself, settling into bed. "Well, since you've invoked the girlfriend rule now, you have to tell me all about her." Wait, what?" Nathan reacted with a slightly shocked look."If you are going to get out of con flirting by claiming a girlfriend you have to tell me all about her. Those are the rules that I just made. Not knowing a thing about boysthat become girls, I went on the Internet and began looking. Expectingto see a bunch of hairy looking guys in dresses, you can imagine myshock when I saw pictures of some really knock out chicks! Not one ofthem looked the least bit like a boy, but I wasn't sure, so I wentlooking again. Time after time I saw pictures of girls that were reallyboys or men, and for the most part, they didn't look bad at all! Butthen again, they might not have to dress that way every. " Where do you think I found mine, mommy."Mom looks at me, really choked up and says, "Have a good day at school."Donny is going to drive me to school again. As we get to the door, momsays, "Wait." She hands me a rape whistle and a can of pepper spray formy purse. "Just in case dear."We head off to my school. "I hope this doesn't make you look bad at yourschool Donny, that your sibling is a freak." I guess I'll find out who my reals friends are, I guess," says Donnywith a smile."Who are.