It feels like hours have flown by since I was sitting in the driveway looking forward to my nice comfy chair. “I have one more surprise for you da...ddy,” baby girl cheers as she runs away towards our bedroom. "Oh Lord help me! I don't think I can take any more surprises today,” I sigh, the spirit of an old southern grandma taking over me. I need a drink, that’s what I need, but now that I have finally sat down my will is losing out. There is truly something about a comfy seat after a long day. It might work against another human unit, but the Sa'arm send hundreds of troops. In fact in one battle, the one where Malachi and Derek's tanks were destroyed (8 and 9 if you need numbers) we looked at the video after the battle. We were facing more than three hundred Sa'arm for each human we had at the defenses. The only surprise was that we managed to get two hundred men out alive. Sadly, that meant we left three hundred dead on the battlefield, and that battle left only Horace's tank still. Hell, he’s the Fastest Man Alive! Some say he can run faster than the speed of light… He’s in the goddamn Justice League for crying out loud! Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself… but you’ll understand why in a second. Back to the other night…It was a typical Friday night for me. I was walking home from work, tired out and ready to go home, have a glass of wine, meet with Speedy (my nickname for my vibrator, since it makes me cum rather quickly) and call it a night. It’s a fairly moderate walk. We're like virgin newlyweds with their new toy." She marveled."Yes, PASSION! That's all I can call it too. The urge to make you explode in ecstasy overcomes me and my own pleasure seems to want to match you but then it's all a blur until now and I relive the pleasure of your passions and mine. We never cease to amaze us, I guess." He said in his own wonderment."Let's get up and restart our day. We should eat and get ourselves moving, but I need to shower off my body again, re-wet my hair." She.