And they’re all older than me.”“Karin!” I said forcefully, turning her head gently so she could see my face. “You’re beautiful! And yes, y...ou’re a few years younger than they are. So what? And, yes, they all live in this area. And you know what? In three weeks, I’ll be living in Chicago. Joyce and Kara will be here, more than five hours away. Bethany will be in Madison, Wisconsin, more than two hours away. Yes, I’ll see them before I see you again, but it’s not like any of the three of them will. From shop to shop all I could think about was this new chapter in my life, a sexual chapter involving my closet family my Father my Brother and soon my Mother, “Ahh my mother” I thought My mother is about 5’4” tall, shoulder length brown hair, hazel eyes. Weighs around 130lbs, not skinny but by no means fat either, a nice outline figure topped of with as I know from looking at her Bra’s, 36c Boobs, slender legs that she compliments in heels and seemed stockings. For UU’s, it’s YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary).There was a terrible car accident. A woman was lying in the street, covered in blood. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At. A Visa card. A cell with leader’s number and the black girl. And a note that read, “look outside”. I looked outside and could not believe my eyes, a brand new Mercedes convertible! I knew then my life would never be the same. I never had to go to work. I never had to worry about bills. I was now his property, and I wanted to be his property too. I recieved a text, “come to the house” from the leader. I immediately drove my new car over to the house.Inside, I hugged and kissed the leader and.