She spoke in a deep contralto. “Do not speak. I am a sexually predatory female. I only require your silent obedience. I will never do anything again...st your will or harmful. If you choose to serve me, I will show you joy as you have never experienced. When I am done with my drink, I will leave. If you take my package and follow me, you agree to do whatever I say.”Wow. This was a dream come true. My wide eyes and obsequiously nodding head spoke my acquiescence.She ignored me, busy with her phone. "It's wonderful," Betty assured him wholeheartedly. "It'll mean a new way of life for me!" And what does your husband think of all this?" Harvey queried."I... I haven't told him about it, yet," Betty admitted with embarrassment."Why not?" Harvey wondered, idly sipping his drink.Betty didn't quite know what to say. She could make up something, like she wanted to surprise him, but she didn't think she'd sound convincing enough. Maybe the truth was the best thing."Well, we haven't been getting on. Let's keep our community clean."Hoot Gooberson is one of those people you find in radio and television who is always trying to drum up some cause or other to be the big cheese in. If you ever listen to NPR or religious radio, you get to hear the worst of the self-righteous types. I think it is a social disease almost all Democrats get from listening to all their liberal bull shit. Republicans is just as bad if not worse.You know, instead of a sexually transmitted disease, these people get one. “I am glad I could help them out of their rut.”She looked at me somewhat confused and then finally asked, “What the hell did you say to him when you guys were at the grill?”I shrugged and then said, “Nothing much, just how great a wife he had and how she was so receptive to trying new things. I guess he took that to heart and decided he liked the new Debbie.”Cathy just laughed and then pulled me down and planted a searing kiss on my lips. After we came up for air, she said, “That, my dear.