I heard the sound of shower so I looked inside the bathroom. I saw my dad totally naked, taking shower. The first thing I saw was his cock, which was ...soft. He was rubbing soap all over his chest, then arms and then rest of the body including his cock. “Oh honey, what are you doing here?” Dad asked pulling the curtain of the shower to hide his naked body. “Mom and I are waiting for you to have breakfast, together,” I said looking straight in his eyes. “Yah, I’ll be right there,” he said, and I. I want to mention the huge chamber pot in the lounge, but I wait. There was a lovely, spacious en suite wetroom off her bedroom, and then we hit a closed door. She pauses and looks at me.“Okay, this is my privy,” she says and opens the door.I bug-eyed a little. It was the smallest bedroom but turned into a communal toilet. There were four oval holes in a wooden bench against the wall running the length of the room. The back was wooden with obscene carvings of fat women on toilets and men. "Well?" Mel asked, eyes getting wider by the minute."Well, what?" Sam said, now sounding annoyed."Well, how was it? Is he good in bed?" Melanie asked quietly."Best I've ever had." Sam smirked "But I guess I don't really have anything to compare him to." Well, did he, you know, take care of you?" Oh, hell, yes. And very well I might add. Let me tell you, the boy is a bigger genius with his tongue than he is a computer. Too bad we haven't done it since the night we broke up." How do you do it? I. Strange. According to history, Solitude attacked Winterhold, but this seems to be saying Olaf reacted. What do we say happened?”Serena whispered in my ear. I said, “Oh, really? Interesting. He ordered disguised troops to attack Solitude, but they screwed up.”“And they got the orders backwards!” He laughed. “Yes, I’m writing that in. That should be good for a laugh from the court.”“Is that it?”It has a few final lines, but that’s all we needed to add. I’m heading to court immediately to present.