”An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?” To which the blonde man replies: “If they ...fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found. After some posing and a small show I was rewarded with ‘Good Girl’ how I love to hear those words. I was then ordered to kneel and sit up like a bitch with my mouth open. Standing in front of me Master unzipped and slipped his cock into my waiting mouth, smelling his sex I pursed my moist lips tightly around his cock and started licking his pee hole wanting to taste his manhood but it was not to be Master pulled his cock out of my eager mouth. Still on my knees I looked up at the man I was. The black bastard replied mockingly: "It is going to be sliding into your wife's cunt right up to the balls, while you stand by watching at her side…"Suddenly Jerome said "I think it is show time, let's go upstairs."When we reached our bedroom, Jerome ordered me:"Man, you kneel down and get your wife's cunt ready for me while she sucks my dick”I did as I was told, and after a while he told me to have a look at my wife's mouth sliding up and down his rock hard black."You are a lucky bastard…. She'd been masturbating to porn ... in my room ... on my computer. My cock was rock hard within moments. So hard, in fact, that my towel had become undone due to my fierce erection. " Fuck me, oh my God! " screamed the girl on my monitor, who was getting drilled by a big, fat cock. Mom's hand worked faster against her pussy, and her other hand had slipped under her t-shirt, pincering her nipple, tugging, twisting. She finally looked to me. We locked eyes for a moment, but she swiftly.