Everybody knows there’s no sun at night.” His cabinet and everyone working in the White House broke into thunderous applause.Just in case you need... a laugh:Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics corrects the problems, document their repairs on. ’ ‘I asked my Mom if she saw your face. It was brilliant and sweet, beautiful, and strong. Michael, you looked like you could see. I asked her if she saw what you and Misty had just done, as the tears began to run down my face. I sat there, shaking and sobbing in my mom’s arms as if I were a child.’ ‘Mom told me that she thought that your name was Mike, and saw you and Misty walk by the house on several occasions during the past couple of years. She also told me that she believed that you lived. Kevin knew Charles wasn’t happy that they all ended up in a threesome last night but Debby didn’t seem to care.Kevin heard Charles puttering around in the kitchen. Kevin looked Debby in the eye and shouted, “Charles! Debby won’t stop playing with my dick!” Kevin thought shouting this to Charles would either get her to stop or make Charles laugh.There was a large bang from the kitchen, like someone slamming a pan on a burner, and Charles stomped into the bedroom and shouted at Debby, “Stop. “Sweetheart, would you do me a huge favor? Can you go grab some drinks for us?” Tony said. I nodded and then he handed me a napkin and a pencil. I got the message and quickly took orders. I scampered over to the bar and Mandy was back. I leaned over the bar.“He is fucking huge!” I said.“Well, I could see that.” She said.“No, you don’t understand. He is even bigger than he looks from here. His hand is as big as my head.” I said.“Yes, and he is staring at you and licking his lips.” .
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