I tell him he wouldn't think it was unhealthy if his wife let him do it more often and would wiggle her ass a little when he did, therefore he MUST be... undersexed.Keli was my kid's third grade teacher years ago. Keli is not undersexed. We bumped into each other at a TGI Friday's. Literally, we bumped into each other and I sloshed beer on her shirt--what women call a "top" (so where are you going to wear a shirt, on your bottom?).She's divorced too, and dangerously pretty.Yada-yada, ten days. ..cunt, a vulgar unkempt caveman mess of damp tangled wiry weeds surrounding glistening lips that parted slightly. A shining pink slit of desire peeked from between them. My free hand crawled down my belly. "Don't you touch it," the phone warned, and I yanked my hand back. "Just snap it and send it." And the line went suddenly dead. I stared at the image of my hairy cunt and pressed the shutter button. The phone made that camera sound and the image stayed on the screen for a second. Hurriedly,. ..yet. You haven't earned one." Grinning, as he resumed stroking my cock, or sometimes toying with my balls and cock at the same time, he said: "I believe in working very, very hard, and very diligently, and very patiently, in order to be worthy of such a thing as an orgasm. And as far as I'M concerned, you need a lot more diligence before getting to come." Then he added, looking me straight in the eye, and wearing a peculiar sort of smirk on his face: "You need my permission to come. So, just. I think the only part that still isn't quite normalis getting my period. It even sounds weird to say it out loud. But itsucks. I mean forget just dealing with menstruation, the mood swings andthe cramps. My nipples hurt. I can't eat certain foods. It's crazy.That is probably the only thing about my body I don't really like. I sortof want to apologize on behalf of the men of the race for what women haveto go through." What about your orgasms?"Saoirse had to believe the doctor liked to ask.