Your family – Dad’s family – made it a wonderful meeting and I almost didn’t want to leave. I was quite worried about what would happen when w...e met Mom’s family since they’d been very upset at what Mom did when she married Dad. When I called the lady ‘Naani - Grandmother’ that seemed to break the ice and things went way better than I thought they would. I know she’s not my real grandmother – she’s my grandmother’s sister - but I felt that using that title would show my respect for her.”“I was. . how many have there been?”She sat back up.“Two,” she said.“Oh.” I actually felt relieved. I had expected her to say four or five. I knew there must be a hundred guys who hoped to get with her that way. “Wait. I thought you were on the pill.”“I am,” she said. “But I don’t take chances. Except with you.”“Oh,” I said. I was still having trouble processing the idea of other guys ... with her.“Are you mad?”“I’m not allowed to be mad,” I said.“You’re allowed to feel however you feel, Bobby,” she. I had started to shit a brick now and felt uneasy about all this now. The huge guy pulled a joint out his pocket , he lit it and said is this what youve come for with a smile , he passed it over to me after he had taken a drag , i felt a bit intimidated but the big guy just said "you gotta try before you buy eh ". Thats kinda all i remember until i came around colapsed on one of the mattresses. My wife was now in the room also looking like she had had a smoke , it cant of been just grass as we. The neighbors are pissed because we were banging the wall..." What's he got?" Well, I'm always blindfolded ... It's about this long and thick -- and circumcized. Yummy!" I stifled a chuckle at Crystal's description."Damn. Will he share?" I don't know ... Besides, he might be the one. In fact, I'm sure of it!" Crystal, you don't know the guy's NAME!" Desiree erupted."He's gonna tell me..." Yeah, the night he decides to slit your throat! 'Oh, by the way, my name is Slasher... ' What are you.