The number of active incidents shows no pattern. No more than 23 simultaneous instances have been observed, but this does not constitute a hard limit....Within the boundaries of an SCP-XXX incident, reality obeys altered rules of causality and logic. The extent of these variations changes dependent on the instance, from almost baseline with only slight behavioral alteration within the zone to full limited distance reality bending. Although the intensity of the changes varies wildly, they all have. I think Jeff and I need to call his parents.When I came in from mowing the lawn Jeff was beaming. "My parents said they were ok with it, and they'll even let me do the Program!" That's great," I replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it in the shower?" Not so fast," called out Quint, "Christine, Laura, Zach, and Bernie Scott are coming over for lunch, and I want you ready to go." Well, any sacrifice for art," I sighed melodramatically, and proceeded to the shower alone.When I came. The Man in the DressBy PretzelgirlOnce upon a magical shining morning a man who sat at a breakfast table nodded a silent "Good Morning" to his wife who had just crawled out of a long night's hibernation.She cocked an unfriendly eye at him."Herbert," she said. "Why are you wearing my clothes?"With an uncharacteristically high heart the man replied in a scratchy, squeaky voice: "I am not Herbert. I am Helen. And these are my clothes. Do you like them?"The man gracefully rose from the table. He. Third, please check out my new song on soundcloud. Its a cover of "And I love her" by the Beatles. I played it on my violin. Heres the link!https://soundcloud.com/angel-stream/the-beatles-and-i-love-her-violin-coverhttps://youtu.be/zNtBUerpNcE=======================================Peter stepped off the bus and instinctively followed his friends, but the bus driver (no doubt a shield agent in disguise) stopped him. Peter was furious that Nick Fury had hijacked his vacation. He just needed a.