And it is very practical when one puts a lady down in a certain way, bent over the couch, ass exposed to any kind of invasion at any given moment, it ...is practical, when she is not moving :) When she can only look behind her with fear in her eyes, mixed with a certain death wish, off an asshole getting destroyed by a dick.Then she looks 20, except with expirience, and a kinky way of thinking that life, thank god, has made her think that way, through painfull expiriences of numerous occasions in. No!" I started to shake my head. "No you can't be serious,"no! no! no! no!" I started to hyperventilate.Mom quickly came over and put her hands on my shoulder "Craig, calm down,we don't know anything yet."I was freaking out! "This can't be happening, you have to be kidding,please," I begged Lisa. "You have to be kidding me!" I hung my head in myhands and started to sob uncontrollably."We were in Belize for two weeks, why do you think we went there," Lisasaid. "Andrew and I want to start a. As we got into our second week of fucking almost every day, he was becoming more assertive with me, and telling me what was going to happen.He took it to a new level one day when he was straddling my face, almost sitting on me, as I sucked his balls and perineum. He looked down at me and smiled, saying, “I’m going to bring my friend, Derek, over here with me tomorrow. I’ve been telling him about your sweet, wet, married, white pussy and big tits, and how much you love my black cock. He’s never. ... keep your mouth shut.Fixing the dentsOne day a Stepford Wife entered an auto body shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.The Stepford Wives went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as.