. (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust... bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread. By the way ab me story pr aata hu ek din ki bat hai me apni eyes check karwane 100 km dur ek famous hospital me ja raha tha, me bus stand se ek bus me chadh gaya or bus khali hi thi to me piche ki taraf hi tin logo ki khali seat pe baith gaya, jab bus 20 km aage ja chuki thi tab tk sab samanya tha par iske bad ek stop pr jab bus ruki tho mene dekha ki ek ladies uske do bachcho ke sath bus me chadh rahi hai, usne sari pahni hui thi, uske husband usko chodne aaye the or jab bus chali to husband. "Nooooo dooon't..." Betty wailed helplessly, still unable to accept the illicit tonguing. But even as she protested, she became aware of new, but familiar sensations tingling deep inside her. Her body, honed to a fine edge of pleasure over the past weeks, reacted instinctively to this new variation, and began to respond to the sensual flicking of Harvey's deft tongue.Slowly, her cream-white thighs began to spread further apart, revealing more and more of the gleaming wet pinkness of her. I hope you have a GPS, because here's the address."Frank looked at the clock; it was already 3pm, on a Friday no less. He wasn't to get him till after 6 pm at the earliest. "Well," he thought, "I didn't have plans tonight anyway." Ok, George, I'm on my way. Call your cell or the office when I get there?" Call the office, Frank, and we'll walk through troubleshooting the problem."Frank grabbed his backpack and headed out the door. Got in his car, plugged the address into the GPS. Once it found.
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