?Not sure, probably to hold some oars or lifeboats or whatever,? and then it hit me, this is really your lucky day, Simon!?Shall we play a game Ev?? I... asked her.?Huh???Shall we play a game to pass the time???Oh, okay, what do you have in mind???Here we go?, I thought. ?It’s all or nothing now?.?I will ask you a series of questions and you need to answer me honestly and follow each answer with the title, Sir. Then when I have had my turn of, say twenty questions, you can ask me questions.. It was irritating to say the least, we could no longer fly and our vision becomes ridiculously dim. Why we designed you with eyes that could see such a small spectrum of light is beyond me. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I got off the ground trying to get a feeling of where I was. I lurched around dumbly on my new man-legs, and stumbled out of the alleyway that I had found myself in. I turned down street as a terrible noise deafened my sound receptors (ears I believe you call them). As I ambled. Every time you bend over, you flash your pants. You know you do! And dont get me started about what you put on your washing line. He laughed, as he began stroking the outside of my thigh, My favourites are the pink frilly ones. Have you got them on now? He asked as he lifted up the front of my skirt and turned his head to look at the crotch of my knickers. I was so frightened I felt unable to stop him. White and see through! I cant see much bush either. You are a little minx, arent you! He. "Red, let me handle this," said Gordon. I leaned back in my seat and stared, but I did shut up. I hadn't had all of that cop training for nothing.The proceedings lasted a half an hour more. I looked over at her. She'd changed everything, or her lover had—somebody had. Everything! Broken her promises. And, now a judge would have to be making the final pronouncements not the two of us. I silently swore that my hatred for the stinking bitch and her lover would never die.It took another two weeks.