“Well, darling, that's what I have this guy here for, now. I can't keep up with you, sweetheart, and I wouldn't want you going off to find another m...an. Anytime you're horny and I'm away or I'm just too plain tired, you can call on Roscoe, here,” he said, grinning.Cindy just shot the dog a look, almost forgetting that the animal was still in the room. He was just sitting near the door, panting, as he regained himself from the undoubtedly great cum. Cindy's face burned in embarrassment and anger. "Bullshit, I don't believe you." "We are," I said while standing. I moved to stand behind Mom, my hands finding her shoulders. "Everyday, almost." "Mhm," Mom confirmed cheerfully. "No fucking way!" Aunt Emma had been smiling and shocked at the same time. I had never seen her eyes look so blue. "Roxy, you slut! You suck! You stole my fantasy!" "What?" Mom turned on her innocent voice, giggling. "Hey, you should have gotten knocked up, then!" "Kiss." Aunt Emma. ”She kissed me and we began the process all over again. This time I read her body and when she was getting close, I backed off. She pouted as she came down before she went over the edge. Finally, she had enough of that.“Mick, if you don’t get your man meat inside me really fast, I am going to go Anita Bobbitt on you.”“Ouch! OK, do you want it slow and soft or do you want me to drive you into the ground?”“Really?”“Yes. Do you want me to do you soft and slow or hard and fast?”“Are we going to do. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he canstop any time• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.• When chemists die, they barium.• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.• I did.