John will do for now. I have much to do to earn the title Sir.”“Yes Si— I mean John. It is good to meet you. If the General has chosen you then ...I know you will be worthy of the title Sir in short order.”“Thank you and I will certainly try.”“Raymond I need to get John some armor. Is Harold still in business?”“I am sorry to say no, sir, he isn’t. We had a flu epidemic last year and he died. His son Jonas has taken up the business now.”“I am sorry to hear of his death. He was a good and trusted. Every now and then a drunk said to the deputy, I'm going to report you to your boss. The coolest deputy said, "Just a minute." Boss, I got a drunk that wants to report me to my boss. Do you want to talk to him before I lock him up?" the deputy asked.Sure why not," I answered. "Sir, I'm Sheriff Porter, could I help you?" Yeah that deputy is disrespectful," he said."Sir, I will talk to him. It's just that his mother was killed by a drunk driver. It's hard for him to show a drunk driver any. “Say I believe you, even a little, I have no way to ascertain if you are truthful or not. You both are after all the god and goddess of trickery, deception, treachery and fraud. I mean I could read what is in you though, if you refuse? It would most definitely screw up your day.” Ephus said with all seriousness.Both the male and female’s faces showed shock a moment, then they both nodded. This godling had after all, detected them when no-one had ever, they were sure he wasn’t joking.The male. ”“Oh!” pause, “Ohhh, right, yes, Charley. Charley is your ... niece. So that would make...”“Patty, her mother. Yes.”Blow me!“I see. Well we’re getting on very well.”At this point Rosina just exploded into laughter. Miss Constance was not pleased and said so.“Honestly mother, do you know what you are asking? Charley worships the ground Roger walks on. You’ve even given her a kiss, haven’t you Roger? And felt up her little titties.”I’m sure I was glowing bright red. But hang on a moment.“Mother?.