"I'll give you his name and his cell phone number in exchange for all the incriminating evidence you have against me."This claim clearly surprised Sus...an. I already had some reservations about Longo's complicity in such an expensive and elaborate plot, just to get a little strange. Most men don't really like to work that hard, or spend that much, for a piece of ass. Baxter's assertion had the ring of truth."Baxter, sit here while I discuss this possibility with Susan in the kitchen," I directed.. Sounds of people fighting behind him brought him back and he remembered why he was here.He moved with newfound purpose and went into the alien ship. As the door silently opened, he went through them, once on the other side he stood for few seconds trying to hear anything that would tell where to go or what to do; behind him he could hear the closing, as he moved his feet he found that the hallways were strangely vivid, not believing how vast a contrast between the ship and images that he saw. As I thought about that last item, it hit me; I was going to be a fucking Good Samaritan.She was ten minutes early, a good sign. I opened the door before the echoes from the ringing bell had ended. Damn, she looked good enough to eat, and I knew that I would do just that to her. She handed me her case and I kissed her – on the cheek only. After all, I was horny, not romantic. As I had planned, to myself only, I had refrained from jerking off since we had parted the day before."Did you tell Dan. And the little green dudes turned me into him.’ I tried explaining and knew it sounded like an over active imagination working here. ‘You need serious rehab Mister.’ he told me while not noticing the elves with a huge green bag that they placed him in. ‘What are you doing? That is called kidnapping! I don’t need to have kidnapping added to killing Santa Claus!’ I yelled at them as they were busy tying up the bag with my true love in it. We jumped in the sleigh finishing the delivery of all the.