”“What do you mean Mel? What horses? I don’t own any!”“Sure you do Lois you have Sky there and you’ll be able to pick out a couple others ...from the remuda.”“Mel, what are you saying?”“Well Lois I’d like you to come and stay with the boys and me. We sure enjoy your company and Jim says he is eager to instruct you on ranch business.”“Why me Mel?”“Cause sweetie I want you to be my wife!”Lois just stood there over whelmed and looked at Mel.“Lois will you marry me?”She jumped into Mel’s arms and. It's not that the place was a mess, but I was planning on a pretty solid cleaning tomorrow early before buckling down and cooking for my dinner party. I felt like a teenager getting ready for the first time a boyfriend visited her in her home without the parents being home.I was on the edge of insanity for some reason. It's not like I hadn't had lovers before! Sure, I was in a dry spell, but they rarely lasted long, not with my circle of friends. There was something about Temple that made me. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.Phyllis DillerHousework can't kill you, but why take a chance?Phyllis DillerCleaning house while your kids are growing up is like shovelling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.Phyllis DillerThe reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.Phyllis DillerBest way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.Phyllis DillerA bachelor is a guy who never made. Inside was an average sedan, light tan incolor, about two years old, and in the other stall, a mint conditioncollectors car! My first instinct was to take it out for a drive, but Iheard mom drive up and went out to meet her. She hugged me, then we wentinside, sitting in the living room. In her hand she had a small shoebox."So, Vivian told you." Not all of it mom, most of it was very...strange! She mentioned thatshe and dad were brothers, then something about my grandfather thatcaused dad.