From now on I was truly 'homealone'!CHAPTER 6Friday morning I was on edge. We had a quick breakfast with Pam, me in myusual morning outfit of nightie ...and apron, a total contrast to my wife'svery elegant power suit.As she was getting ready to go she turned to me and said, "Today is theday you are going to collect your new cleaning material isn't it?" Yes it is Pam; I have an appointment with Miss de Laurentis at 11o'clock. The order is placed and I'll leave here at 10.30. I think I haveenough. Finding my camp clothes I stripped nude and was pulling up my shorts when the head councilor(Bill) came in. He asked why no underwear, I told him I never wore them. He smiled and asked if I had swim pants, I said no. He said okay, then said to follow him. We went to the lake where I seen the other boys getting into canoes and paddle off. Bill stood in the water and said to come in, assuring me it wasn't deep. He instructed me how to float on my back. After he felt I knew how to do it, he said. So, the scheming Gloria needed a plan. To get her man, short of murder, would require new tricks. At first Gloria would come up with a plan and quickly discard it. Gloria had tasted jail and had no desire to return, so her plan had to be foolproof.Then like a bolt out of the blue, it came to her. Chad was the answer. She contacted Chad in Raleigh and laid out her plan to him. Chad seemed hesitant at first and Gloria asked why. “Mom I have not fucked a woman since Kevin and I got married,” he. Mom runs. "Oxygen is the brain's fuel," she's reminded me about a jillion times, and, since Mom's biggest job is thinking, she wants to be sure that her brain has enough fuel. She gets up early every morning and runs before she starts her day, and, if she's stuck on a problem, she may run again at any other time during the day, both to take her mind off the problem and to give herself an extra shot of brain fuel."Soren," she started, "have you masturbated this morning yet?" Geez, Mom, I haven't.