' So the blonde turned brunette turned carrot top asks infrustration, 'why do you keep on calling me a blonde?' The shop staffguy looks at her and say...s, "Because, you keep pointing at a microwave!"Billy bit his lower lip. He needed to maintain his composure. The jokewasn't funny. It wasn't funny."Hey," yelled Kyle, "I got one. Why does Snoop Dog always carry anumbrella?" 'fo Drizzle," snapped back Tanner.This time a snort escaped from Billy. He needed to regain his composure.Already he could. "Oh yes, Marie I just adore it. It is so pretty I find it to be so soft and sensuous it makes me feel like a princess." She laughed, not at me but with me. "Yes cherie, maman always did insist on buying the prettiest scanties for me."Darling Jeanette, shall I ask maman if I can sleep in my old room tonight with you?" I was overjoyed, "Oh yes please Marie, yes please." She laughed happily and taking my hand led me downstairs to join Madame."Stand here by my chair, Jeanette," she instructed. Her. I followed him around to the hallway where the viewing booths were, and it got very dark, so dark I got nervous because I could see absolutely nothing. I heard him say "here",and felt his hand tough my arm, and he led me to one of the booths, opening it so we could see it was empty. There was a gloryhole in it , so he checked,and since the other booth was empty, he went in one and I went in the other. Now, I could HEAR there were other guys nearby, but aside from one guy I saw in the hallway. If not? I was comfortable having friends and just hanging out with people.So as I got older, into my 20's and 30's, even getting married in my mid twenties, I had younger friends. My wife got pissed off about it. She'd get angry, she'd accuse me of doing shit I shouldn't be doing, and truth be known, I never cheated on her for years. I just didn't do it. But at some point and time, I think I grew tired of the bullshit, and I grew tired of the accusations and figured if she thought I was fucking.