'It always hurts the first time. You just need breaking in.''He's real tight down here,' said Jerome. 'Get the amyl nitrite, Clive.'Clive opened the s...mall bottle of amyl nitrite and waved it under my nose. My head began to swim the instant the vapour hit my sinuses.'That's it, man,' said Eric. 'You relax and let us do all the work. Just think of your bum-hole as another mouth.''So open wide and get ready to pleasure your newfound friends,' added Keith.I felt warm and relaxed, and quite out of. “Cindy,” I said, enjoying her boob and hardening nipple, “I don’t want to lead you on. We can’t do this.”She popped open her eyes. “Sure we can. We’re doing it right now.”Looking around self-consciously at the passersby, I said, “I’m lead actuary for manufacturing and transport and, uh—”“—and I’m only a clerk, right?”“Well, yeah. Sorry.”She tugged my hand out of her top. “Richard, you’re not really like that. Everyone else on your floor treats me like garbage. You always talked to me. Joked. I have a surprise waiting for you when youget home."There's some chatter between the guys. It took a moment but I'm finallyaddressed."Jake!" it's Will.He used to be Willie but that stopped last year. He wouldn't stand for itanymore."Jake!" he repeats. "What happened last night?"I keep my head down. My cheeks are hot. I need a good lie. Right now! Abig juicy lie."What happened last night so that you get a surprise from your Mommy?!',he asks."Yeah! Your Mommy!" someone jumps in."Who loves his. "I'm rather curious to see what they look like." Two ticks? Let me find some studs, to pop in your upper holes." I should have got suspicious when she produced a pair of gold studs set with sapphire that were still in their box, but I didn't!Five minutes later I looked at my reflection. The weight of the crosses pulled seductively on my ears as I turned my head from side to side and the pale blue glint of the sapphire studs matched my eyes exactly."Like them?" Mary laughed. "I think they make.