Part 2Finding a comfortable spot on the love seat out of the way of all the action in front of me. I watch as Leigh grabs the jar of lube on the bedsi...de table. She take a rather large amount and starts to rub it into Alex’s tiny little pink asshole. OOOHHHHH Yeah Alex starts moaning?Get my strap on out? barks Leigh.Alex runs over and starts sorting through the bag?Lay out all the dildos as well and the butt plugs too?Some of these are used on regulars who have fetishes involving extreme. You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and nobody. "Miss," I said, losing it, "I run a respectable shop here and that language is not acceptable in this establishment. Dave here had suggested that you needed a good spanking and I have to say that I couldn't agree more. Your attitude since you walked in has been rude, self-entitled and demanding. Now, as soon as I am done with my customer who has been waiting patiently, I'll be happy to check you out."I turned back to Dave, and handed back his change. Out of nowhere we began to hear her. " Yeah, that's what I thought too, Mom," I grinned. "The salesgirl saidtheir styles are all for girls - I mean women, who are younger, oryounger-at-heart - but you really need kind of a fit body, you know?'Cause they don't do sleeves, so you show a lot of upper arm, and neckand shoulders?" And waist, and bust too," she added, using her hands to position myarms above my head so she could see how the snug fabric moved with me.Then she took a couple of steps back and scanned me from head to.