Furnished with plush black leather chairs and a couch, a 72" wall mounted flat-screen TV with surround sound, a dvd cabinet stocked full of all kinds ...of movies (including a secret compartment he'd built in with all of his private movies) a mini fridge and a top of the line pool table with all the best equipment he could get his hands on. He'd had his friends over once and had to sound proof the room after all the noise that had occurred. Simon had done all this with his own two hands, it had. All you have done is tell us the names of all the goddamn trees, birds and fucking everything else in between.”“My dear Sandy,” said Chantelle. “What Paul is trying to say is that we’re hot for you, but your soul is not yet part of Paradise.”“Excuse me?” I had been floored. They saw right through me. “What do you want from me?”“Let’s rest under this tree…” said Paul, pointing to a large shady tree.“Sycamore fig tree.”“Sycamore fig tree. Thanks.”Paul and Chantelle moved to the shade of this old. ’ Said hello and kept our routines going. These events happened every single Friday night, the towels were getting smaller and smaller. I decided to play a mental game and guess the color of her undergarments for those nights. I pleased myself more than twice after Karen turned the lights off. However, last night was different. I had planned to have a dinner after Karen gave the weekly show, I was already in pajamas when I went to my studio and this time I decided to draw her in my favorite. .wait, what do I call you?" I asked."Oh, I didn't introduce myself, I'm sorry. I'm Tom Lorde, AssistantCreative Director at Alastair Giles," he said, putting out his hand."Oh...good name, Tom. I like it!" I said encouragingly. "How long haveyou been able to, ah, you know, do this switcheroo thing?" I asked asthe bartender put our wine down in front of us."About five years now. Giancarlo and Alastair helped me through theprocess and then, like you, started on fulltime with them. It's.