She must be a 36D now she had pretty small tits before. Now my wife is a 40D so you know I love tits. Anyway this year at the Christmas dinner she had... quite a bit to drink and was standing next to me she keep telling me how much she loved me. I just blew it off thinking she was just drunk then as they were leaving they said lets all go to a bar for some more drinks. As she walked by she reached out and grabbed my cock right thru my pants. I had never really thought that sexually about her. It dawned on her that he was a character actor who played grumpy old men in a couple of ancient western films.She burst out laughing, as she said, “Don’t be silly!”“Well, he was,” Dexter asserted.Samantha said, “Don’t go changing the subject. I was asking you about your date.”“No, you were going to answer why I have to use this damned machine,” Dexter said.“I answered your question,” Samantha said. “Now answer mine. What was your date like?”“I went back to the jazz club,” Dexter said. “Have you. .. I'm sure. I mean... I'm not gay. I have no problem with it. It's cool. You guys are cool. It's all cool. It's all really, really really really really cool. And you two are... really cool. Ha, pretty cool. Really pretty cool. Sooooo, pretty cool. I'm just not..." Miley said, slowly turning into the caricature of herself on Saturday Night Live."Miley, Miley!" Selena said softly, silently grateful for having prepared for this, "Relax. We're your friends. We would never make you do something you. "Sure. Let's leave the ladies to talk, and we'll wander the ship."Trish nodded and looked at me. "Can Sandy come, too?" she asked imploringly."Of course," Gretchen said with some surprise, "if she wants to."I grabbed my purse and stood up. "Sure. Keven can talk sports without me."We said goodbye to Lisa and Jo, and then Gretchen gave Hawk a hug and a brief explanation while I did the same for Keven. As the three of us walked out of the dining room, Gretchen gave me a curious look. "How did you.