I’ve gotta go.”And suiting action to words I struggled to my feet and kissed each one. They were particularly enthusiastic, until Sandy suggested ...that they didn’t run ‘that’ kind of establishment and would we like to take it else where.“Yes!” said the girls in unison.“No! I really have got work to do.” I said and left.On the way back to the car park I passed the ‘girl’ looking in a shop window. I have to say that she really was pretty, and I really wouldn’t have known if I hadn’t been told.. . First Sergeant -- or a Sergeant Major."I blinked. "Undoubtedly." You want an unflappable woman who will run your household and keep away distractions while seeing to it that you have a family and plenty of hot sex," Vera theorized."Yes," I agreed. "And I've been looking in the wrong market, haven't I?"Vera nodded, grinning. "Big time. Unfortunately for you, I'm taken..."I snorted in embarrassed laughter. She merely waited me out. "My interludes with you DID tend to point up the problem I've. Lorde is such a perfectionist and you humans so unreliable.”“I take it this is the tree of knowledge,” I said, “And biting that apple casts humanity into eternal damnation?”“Not the way I see it,” the serpent replied. “It would put you back on an earth less fucked up than your current one. You two can engineer an improvement.”“The sheep said we could stay here,” Eve said.“You could. Interesting for sheep, less so for intelligent women,” the snake replied.“Or we could go back home,” I. " You have to get your beauty sleep in order to look great for your job. Back to bed!" They both laughed and went to their bedrooms. Roger let out a long breath. "She did not suspect!" he thought. "This disguise is perfect!" "Wait, this is not a disguise, this is the real thing!" Roger regretfully took off all the clothes and slipped back into the original bedclothes. Almost three hours had passed and he probably should get back to his original body. Before he got into bed, he searched.
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