Let's just hang out and have fun, okay?" She gave me a heated look. "Like we used to." Like this?" I pulled her into a deep kiss and swept my hands ov...er her body."Yeah, like that."I slid my hands under the thin t-shirt she'd put on and squeezed her breasts. She moaned into my mouth and tangled her fingers in my hair."Hey," I said between kisses. "Why don't we go to the bedroom? I have something new there." I knew she'd have a hard time resisting that. "Come on, Lia. Let's go." Something new?. "Ilooked at that boy's chart and predicted a serious relationship with agirl - but YOU was the only astrologer to actually predict a BOYFRIEND!" Boyfriend....girlfriend, Does it REALLY MATTER, Joanie?" The Fag-Hagpositively cackles in reply. "The main thing is that our pretty littleblondie rascal is truly in love - and in a VERY SERIOUS relationship toboot. YOU were the very first one to predict THAT, Joan Davies. Weshould let Filly decide what kind of lover he really is for our boy,n'est ce. Now I have some beautiful statues to show you."He ushered her to the chapel and a door at the dark end of that main room of the first floor. He lead her down an old flight of stairs to the next level. As he stood at the door he paused saying, "I'm sure you will recall that the olden churches were sometime fascinated with statuary. In fact pretty explicit statuary of various forms of sexuality. When we opened these stairs as we renovated this great old building we found what you are about to. Everything goes black."Richard Arkane. Awaken!" A thunderous voice rouses you from the most comfortable slumber you've ever had. That weird seizure turning to a car wreck must have been a nightmare...but who just called to you? You don't know anyone who sounds like that. And if you were asleep, safe at home, wouldn't you be in your soft, comfortable bed?Oh, shit...You _ARE _dead. Is this heaven? Hell? Probably Hell with how much you fap...and to _WHAT _you fap."You are not in Hell, Richard. You.